This week, I'm reviewing this baby:
Natalie
Butterworth has it all: a winning personality, handsome fiancé, close-knit
family and a fantastic career. Except that her personality is kind of
nonexistent, her fiancé is a controlling dick, her mother and sister
are overbearing and selfish and she works in a teeny restaurant for a boss who has a serious case of bitch-face.
But
all of that crap sets the scene for a seriously funny read.
I’ll
admit that I was ready to kick Natalie in the shin (while wearing cleats) because she was such a pushover in the beginning, but that changes by the
middle of the fifth chapter, when Natalie accidentally gets hypnotized by a
pub performer and can no longer tell a lie. Specifically, she cannot lie when
asked a direct question. Natalie's spent the majority of her life censoring herself, so, naturally, saying what she’s really thinking comes as quite a shock to those around her.
And
let me tell you – she goes from a ho-hum character to one that I want to be BFF's with in less time than it takes to steep a good cup of tea.
Things
really go to hell in a hilarious hand basket awry when Natalie's fiancé asks
her a fairly personal question, to which she answers honestly. I want to share
this scene SO BADLY because it was SO GOOD but I won’t because it would spoil
things and that would be mean (you seriously don’t understand the restraint I’m
showing right now – yes, it’s really that good of a scene).
The
end result, though, is that her fiancé freaks the eff out and tells her that
unless she goes back to normal, the wedding’s off. So, Natalie sets out to
track down the pub hypnotist and get him to un-hypnotize her so she can go back
to being a people-pleaser and marry the loser her fiancé.
Fun
women’s fiction is often formulaic in its plotline and Yours Truly stays…well…true to that form. However, it’s Ms. Greenwood’s
amazingly-funny wit that takes the story to another level. In that regard, she’s
similar to Sophie Kinsella, if Sophie had one too many glasses of Chardonnay
and decided to substitute the f-bomb with “pickle” (which made me laugh EVERY
time, by the way). And once I hit that fifth chapter, I couldn’t put it down. Except
to grab a tissue to wipe the tears of laughter from my face.
I
highlighted a lot of passages while I was reading but feel that this one pretty
much captures everything I’m talking about:
The one time I dared venture into the
outside world was to get a much needed bottle of milk from the corner shop.
Only the shopkeeper, Irene, asked me what I thought of the jumper she was
knitting for her husband and I told her that even if I was stranded, stark
bollock naked in deepest Alaska with only a perverted old Eskimo with skin
disease to keep me warm through intimate cuddling, I would still refuse to wear
it. To be fair, it had a Siamese car knitted into it and its whiskers were
actual pieces of silver wire sewn onto the cat’s cheeks to look like real
whiskers. But still. It was incredibly rude and clearly hurt her feelings. So
going out? Not such a grand idea.
Oh
right, I forgot to mention this is BRITISH women’s fiction.
Yeah, I know. Shiz just got even real-er.
Yeah, I know. Shiz just got even real-er.
Plus
there’s a FANTASTIC supporting cast, who each hold their own, and there are enough
side-stories to keep you engaged and
rooting not only for Natalie, but for the entire cast of characters. And when
was the last time that happened? For me, it’s been a while (if ever).
So,
folks, although there isn’t a whole lot of detailed information in this review,
it’s because Yours Truly is so
awesome that you need to experience it for yourself. Do yourself a favour and spend
the three bucks on this fantastic debut.
You can thank me later.









5 comments:
this one sounds perfect for me,going on my list!
happy friday!
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